The Oikumeme of Ewudat is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 12.248 billion Ewudatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lotus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The strong Ewudatian economy, worth 716 trillion lotuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,496 lotuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ewudat's national animal is the marsupial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ewudat is ranked 71,055^th in the world and 143^rd in The catholic military orders for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.