The United Socialist States of Ewigereich is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 23 million Ewigereichians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The fair Ewigereichian economy, worth 685 billion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,800 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's always a Bigtopian willing to eat Leader's table scraps, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ewigereich's national animal is the Alpine Deer.

Ewigereich is ranked 281,629^th in the world and 455^th in Edoca for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.