The Colony of EW33 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.234 billion EW33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient EW33ian economy, worth 375 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,618 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EW33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

EW33 is ranked 201,596^th in the world and 1^st in Eagle Wing for Largest Governments, scoring 9.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.