The Allied States of Evq is a fledgling, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 5 million Evqians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The Evqian economy, worth 192 billion Mini Mints a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,553 Mini Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, the death penalty has been reintroduced, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime is moderate. Evq's national animal is the Poyo.

Evq is ranked 148,581^st in the world and 29^th in Zalannian Kirbs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,472.09 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.