The Theocracy of Evolter is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.742 billion Evolterians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Evolterian economy, worth 182 trillion balboas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,920 balboas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the new Hedgehog Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers, and the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Hedgehog'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evolter's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Evolter is ranked 32,910th in the world and 7th in Nevadia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,726.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Evolter, the new electoral law has been nicknamed 'Jim Hedgehog'.
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Evolter, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers.
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Evolter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Evolter, the new Hedgehog Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
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Evolter, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
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Evolter, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
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Evolter, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
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Evolter, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
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Evolter, Leader arrives at international summits with a white cane.
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Evolter, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.































