The Holy 🍀 Frog Green State of Evil Turtler is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King 👑 Fire 🔥 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.278 billion Evil Turtlerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Power of fire 🔥. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Turtlerian economy, worth 163 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,780 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, kindhearted Evil Turtlerians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Turtler's national animal is the wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is King Fire Language.

Evil Turtler is ranked 65,437^th in the world and 3^rd in The revenge realms of the banned nations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,701.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.