The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.44 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 6,276 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,727 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,413 per year while the poor average 62,875, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 254,931^st in the world and 18^th in Mordor for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -32 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.