The Queen's State of Evil Ben is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.401 billion Evil Benians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Evil Benian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,188 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,430 per year while the poor average 2,374, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Evil Ben's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evil Ben is ranked 195,202^nd in the world and 10^th in Guinea Bissau for Most Primitive, scoring -79.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.