The Chop of Evil Ax is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26.997 billion Evil Axians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Evil Axian economy, worth 733 trillion Severed Heads a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,182 Severed Heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, divorce is illegal, elections have been outlawed, and Evil Ax's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Ax's national animal is the Evil Toad of Evilness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Ax is ranked 226,092^nd in the world and 1^st in The Satanic Cathedral for Safest, scoring 46.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.