The Eternal Reassurance of Everything is fine Solm is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Not Solm with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.453 billion Everything is fine Solmians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The strong Everything is fine Solmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,097 trillion Solms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,864 Solms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,021 per year while the poor average 2,410, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Solmism has been named as Everything is fine Solm's national religion and Not Solm has just been declared ruler of Everything is fine Solm in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem. Everything is fine Solm's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Solmism.

Everything is fine Solm is ranked 29,173^rd in the world and 1^st in Poqilet for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 937.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.