The Kingdom of Everyland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 805 million Everies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everyton. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Everish economy, worth 68.1 trillion quid a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,600 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Everyland as a reminder of their "special relationship", and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everyland's national animal is the eland, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Everyland is ranked 33,466^th in the world and 1^st in Another World for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.