The Skulls of Every COG is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Billy Corgan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.46 billion Every COGians, 3.425 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The strong Every COGian economy, worth 185 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,657 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of Every COG has been announced as the new Head of State, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Every COG's national animal is the porpoise and its national religion is You Know I'm Not Dead.

Every COG is ranked 232,017^th in the world and 286^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.