The Republic of Evertide is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.758 billion Evertideans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertidean economy, worth 809 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,766 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Blackacrean security services are wondering why Leader is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evertide's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evertide is ranked 47,452^nd in the world and 242^nd in LGBTQ Card Farming Polycule for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,702.71 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.