The United Socialist States of Evermorian is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8 million Evermorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Evermorianian economy, worth 246 billion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,779 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Evermorianian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evermorian's national animal is the XM800T, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evermorian is ranked 312,873^rd in the world and 32^nd in QA nerds for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,987.53 Standard Monetary Units.