Population | 6.627 billion |
Currency | wilco |
Animal | album |
The Wilco of Everlasting Everything is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.627 billion Everlasting Everythingians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Everlasting Everythingian economy, worth 773 trillion wilcoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,690 wilcoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,129 per year while the poor average 27,285, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Governments opposing Everlasting Everything are beset by rebels, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and the dartboard at the Everlasting Everythingian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everlasting Everything's national animal is the album, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Everlasting Everything is ranked 207,994th in the world and 282nd in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 38.934870915 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Everlasting Everything was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, the dartboard at the Everlasting Everythingian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Everlasting Everything was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, governments opposing Everlasting Everything are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Everlasting Everything, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.