The Missing An O of Evb is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.466 billion Evbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Evbian economy, worth 166 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,803 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,452 per year while the poor average 3,068, a ratio of 99.6 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Evb's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Evb is ranked 8,787^th in the world and 1^st in Parkour for Rudest Citizens, with 122.68 insults per minute.