The Mitologia of Evangelistao is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Capetão Boçal Nero with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.58 billion evanjegues are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Covídia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient evanjegue economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion supositório de cloroquinas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,237 supositório de cloroquinas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,494,911 per year while the poor average 8,603, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, tourists flock from around the world to see Evangelistao's famed 'rainbow slums', the media have begun calling the government treasury "Capetão Boçal Nero's stash", and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evangelistao's national animal is the gnomo da havan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sionismo.

Evangelistao is ranked 290,669^th in the world and 107^th in Flanelistan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.