The Federation of Evalidi is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Connak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.171 billion Evali are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davis. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evali economy, worth 566 trillion Selvins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,714 Selvins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Domestic fishermen fly the Evali flag out of fear of being blown up, it's best to decline if President Connak offers to buy a round of drinks, artists count down the years until President Connak is allowed to listen to their music, and it is an honour for assistant regional managers to be buried alongside their bosses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evalidi's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evalism.

Evalidi is ranked 330,550^th in the world and 7^th in The Geography Addicts for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.