The Republic of Euxinic is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning shoop population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.237 billion Euxinicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Euxinician economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,021 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, a major religion has been named as Euxinic's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Euxinic in an international press conference, and Euxinic has designated Euxinic City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euxinic's national animal is the shoop.

Euxinic is ranked 266,595^th in the world and 3^rd in Cinnabar for Smartest Citizens, with 19.68 quips per hour.