The Republic of Eutrophication is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.098 billion Eutrophicationians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The minute, moralistic, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The Eutrophicationian economy, worth 104 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,647 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the Eutrophicationian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eutrophication's national animal is the shoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eutrophication is ranked 276,727^th in the world and 3^rd in Diamond for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.