The Dictatorship of Eurvora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pavel Kovalyov with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.22 billion Eurvorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farbanti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurvoran economy, worth 194 trillion Erubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 159,207 Erubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurvora's national animal is the Rose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurvora is ranked 285,150^th in the world and 16^th in Mappy nerds for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.