The Shattered Halls of Euroslavia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Acacia Forgot with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 40.424 billion Euroslavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euroslavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,595 trillion sequins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,672 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroslavia's national animal is the Piggy of the week, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroslavia is ranked 8,536^th in the world and 8^th in Space Sector RPRA for Nicest Citizens, with 34.42 average smiles per day.