The Kingdom of EuroDurban is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.589 billion EuroDurbanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durban. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The EuroDurbanian economy, worth 556 trillion Rand a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,126 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroDurban's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EuroDurban is ranked 31,203^rd in the world and 83^rd in matheo for Largest Populations, with 14.6 billion capita.