The Dominion of Eurocommunism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 4.383 billion Eurocommunismians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Eurocommunismian economy, worth 184 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,092 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and Eurocommunismian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocommunism's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eurocommunism is ranked 144,277^th in the world and 3^rd in Irvine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 419.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.