The Community of EuroAnarch is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.484 billion EuroAnarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EuroAnarchian economy, worth 187 trillion Anarches a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,277 Anarches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroAnarch's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EuroAnarch is ranked 274,309^th in the world and 4,807^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -273.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.