The Democratic States of Euro 092 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 6.754 billion Euro 092ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 092ian economy, worth 822 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,733 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and books are often used as kindling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Euro 092's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Euro 092 is ranked 275,050^th in the world and 785^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 7.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.