The Disputed Territories of Euro 060 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.877 billion Euro 060ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 060ian economy, worth 779 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,370 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 060's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Euro 060 is ranked 21,503^rd in the world and 311^th in Memeland United for Most Corrupt Governments, with 95.14 kickbacks per hour.