The Empire of Euro 033 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.785 billion Euro 033ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 033ian economy, worth 904 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,307 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 033's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Euro 033 is ranked 22,318^th in the world and 123^rd in Memeland United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 66,520.67 Standard Monetary Units.