Population | 12.151 billion |
Leader | Rai |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turtle |
The Nation of Eurania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rai with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.151 billion Euranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 6,482 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 533,523 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eurania is ranked 508th in the world and 2nd in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 196.54 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eurania's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Eurania's influence in The Western Isles rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Euranians.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- : Following new legislation in Eurania, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Rai's throne.