The Republic of Eunuch Apiashal is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.058 billion Eunuch Apiashalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eunuch Apiashalian economy, worth 791 trillion silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,084 silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, third world countries are rich in "I Love Eunuch Apiashal City" t-shirts, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eunuch Apiashal's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eunuch Apiashal is ranked 12,035^th in the world and 6^th in junk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,654.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.