The Republic of Eumops bonariensis is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 188 million Eumops bonariensisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eumops bonariensisian economy, worth 14.3 trillion Bats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,244 Bats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,393 per year while the poor average 19,893, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eumops bonariensis's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eumops bonariensis is ranked 289,190^th in the world and 616^th in bat for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.