
| Population | 8.748 billion |
| Capital | I woke |
| Leader | It |
| Faith | Was just a dream |
| Currency | I had a dream |
| Animal | I could buy my way to Heaven |
The No one believed in me Only t of Eugeniee is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by It with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.748 billion Whens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I woke. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion I had a dreams a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 263,951 I had a dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,053,297 per year while the poor average 8,754, a ratio of 234 to 1.
The giant 80-storey carving of It in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the I could buy my way to Heaven, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Was just a dream.
Eugeniee is ranked 4,502nd in the world and 16th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,702.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Eugeniee's influence in The Plains of Perdition rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Eugeniee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.














































