The Dominion of Eucerin is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 651 million Eucerinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Eucerinian economy, worth 31.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,904 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eucerin's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eucerin is ranked 193,980^th in the world and 1^st in Mitr for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.