The Great Theocratic State of Etwepe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Theocratic Dictator Tómas Makároph with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 2.674 billion Ephelíos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ephelíos economy, worth 188 trillion Stamks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,436 Stamks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Theocratic Dictator Tómas Makároph's name, there is a thriving underground gay scene, Ephelíos seem to be catching more chills, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etwepe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greco-Russian Orthodoxy.

Etwepe is ranked 321,822^nd in the world and 14^th in Raxulan Empire for Rudest Citizens, with 7.2 insults per minute.