The Wild Ponies of Esteemsters is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jane Lane with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.629 billion Esteemstersians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Forest. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Esteemstersian economy, worth 120 trillion passed notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,620 passed notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, Jane Lane has just been declared ruler of Esteemsters in an international press conference, and Esteemsters has designated Pizza Forest as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteemsters's national animal is the wild pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Esteemsters is ranked 112,473^rd in the world and 1,840^th in eta for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.