Most Compassionate Citizens: 362ndNicest Citizens: 404thMost Inclusive: 433rd
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Espio thy Chamelon

Population5.091 billion

CapitalEspiozia
LeaderEspiolia Firewaterwolf
FaithChurch of Pizza

CurrencyGold Ring
AnimalWolf

The Mystical Special Nation of Espio thy Chamelon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Espiolia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.091 billion espios are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espiozia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient espioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 253,123 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, Espiolia Firewaterwolf can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espio thy Chamelon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Espio thy Chamelon is ranked 274,962nd in the world and 34th in Green Hills for Most Avoided, scoring 0.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 362ndNicest Citizens: 404thMost Inclusive: 433rdMost Pacifist: 468thLargest Welfare Programs: 570thHighest Food Quality: 687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 816thBest Weather: 868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 884thMost Rebellious Youth: 935thMost Developed: 962ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,015thSafest: 1,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,032ndLargest Governments: 1,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,083rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,202ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,344thMost Secular: 1,553rdMost Cultured: 1,598thMost Efficient Economies: 1,624thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,918thSmartest Citizens: 2,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,351stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,839thHighest Average Incomes: 3,872ndRudest Citizens: 3,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,538thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,273rdHighest Economic Output: 16,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,000th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, Espiolia Firewaterwolf can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, they say that Espiolia Firewaterwolf's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Espio thy Chamelon, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.

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