The Estellian Queendom of Eslheizliaunha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Estellia Light with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.325 billion Estelles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Estellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Miras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,671 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslheizliaunha's national animal is the Shining Pom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Eslheizliaunha is ranked 290,786^th in the world and 25^th in Green Hills for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.2 kickbacks per hour.