The Republic of Eshijans is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Cat population. The hard-working, devout population of 20 million Eshijansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The Eshijansian economy, worth 888 billion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,404 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eshijans's national animal is the Cat.

Eshijans is ranked 202,366^th in the world and 760^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.