The Republic of Erloane is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johnathan Tallpas with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.675 billion Erloaneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armonia. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Erloanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Erloanean Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,721 Erloanean Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Johnathan Tallpas holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, Erloane has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erloane's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Erloane is ranked 17,181^st in the world and 4^th in The Arctic for Most Secular, with 64.14 Atheism Rate.