The Haunted Lands of Eriss Morn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Vanguard with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 4.438 billion Eriss Mornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tower. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eriss Mornian economy, worth 189 trillion glimmers a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,627 glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and The Vanguard's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eriss Morn's national animal is the hellhound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Eriss Morn is ranked 73,011^th in the world and 31^st in Lair of the Dragon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,309.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.