The Spider man of Erikoland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.427 billion noones are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a funny one. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Erikolandian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Kwartniks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,575 Kwartniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, the libraries of Erikoland are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, all beauty contests have been banned, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erikoland's national animal is the Dark Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Erikoland is ranked 208,403^rd in the world and 5^th in Snowdin for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.