The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.798 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 23,606 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 880,920 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,217,550 per year while the poor average 8,351, a ratio of 983 to 1.

Citizens are expected to be armed at all times, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 294,423^rd in the world and 6,444^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.1 law-abiding acts per hour.