Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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EretzIsrael

Population21.642 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.642 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 17,243 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 796,762 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,432,386 per year while the poor average 7,555, a ratio of 983 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, Benjamin Satanyahu affectionately nicknames supporters by number, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 253,487th in the world and 11,712th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -394 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Secular: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thMost Efficient Economies: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thMost Armed: 41stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 48thHighest Crime Rates: 52ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Mining Sector: 80thHighest Economic Output: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 863rdMost Pro-Market: 1,694thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,935thMost Stationary: 3,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,384thLargest Governments: 3,483rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,021stLargest Populations: 7,078thLargest Black Market: 7,924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,575thSmartest Citizens: 11,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,220thMost Influential: 12,179thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,235thHighest Drug Use: 19,474th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Governments: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 304th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 463rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 491st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 558th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 592nd in the regionNudest: 1,158th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, Benjamin Satanyahu affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make EretzIsrael great again.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsrael Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of EretzIsrael's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it's not mass murder when the government does it.

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