Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thRudest Citizens: 8th
The Walled Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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EretzIsrael

Population18.782 billion

Capitalיְרוּשָׁלַיִם
LeaderBenjamin Satanyahu
FaithSatanism

Currencyשקל
Animalgazelle

The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.782 billion EretzIsraelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 13,841 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 736,951 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,903,280 per year while the poor average 6,621, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, bars are packed at all hours, and exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 205,646th in the world and 9,171st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -119.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thRudest Citizens: 8thMost Avoided: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thMost Secular: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72ndLargest Mining Sector: 77thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Efficient Economies: 115thMost Armed: 116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 171stHighest Economic Output: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 918thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,319thMost Stationary: 3,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,036thLargest Governments: 6,418thLargest Black Market: 7,356thLargest Populations: 7,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,739thTop
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Most Influential: 11,718thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,507thMost Pro-Market: 14,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,484thHighest Drug Use: 15,633rdSmartest Citizens: 15,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,281st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 292nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 366th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 507th in the regionNudest: 661st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 791st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-שקל charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, having your heart stolen isn't as romantic as it sounds.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the comic book series 'Benjamin Satanyahu and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.

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