
| Population | 6.421 billion |
| Capital | The Duck Factory |
| Leader | The Great Duck |
| Faith | Duck Worship |
| Currency | Ducks per Second |
| Animal | Duck |
The Duck Producer of Erendoni is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Duck with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.421 billion Erendonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Duck Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Erendonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Ducks per Seconds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 194,048 Ducks per Seconds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,785,323 per year while the poor average 2,160, a ratio of 826 to 1.
Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches), the written word endures forever, and the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Erendoni's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Duck Worship.
Erendoni is ranked 3,316th in the world and 11th in Carcassonne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,129.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Erendoni, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
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Erendoni, the written word endures forever.
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Erendoni, religious leaders insist all life is sacred (but not those vat-bred wretches).
- : Following new legislation in
Erendoni, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
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Erendoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Erendoni, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
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Erendoni, crying babies are told to grow up.
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Erendoni, dictators have dubbed Erendoni the land of lunatics.
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Erendoni, agricultural profit margins are on fire.
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Erendoni, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.













































