The Kingdom of Erbilstan is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Charles III with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 12.717 billion Erbils have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erbil. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Erbilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Loxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,128 Loxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erbilstan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Erbilstan is ranked 27,646^th in the world and 49^th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 146,128.18 Standard Monetary Units.