The Guild Confederacy of Equinox Founder is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sterling Archer with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 32.473 billion equins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equinox City. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The Equinox Founderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion liquors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,168 liquors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Guns are banned, Equinox Founder has designated Equinox City as its capital city, Sterling Archer has just been declared ruler of Equinox Founder in an international press conference, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equinox Founder's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phrasing.

Equinox Founder is ranked 166,321^st in the world and 7^th in Equinox for Most Primitive, scoring -62.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.