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| Population | 2.5 billion |
| Capital | 京文場合 |
| Leader | 戦場ヶ原西住江利冷佐 |
| Faith | Islam Orthodox |
| Currency | Equien |
| Animal | Toth Bear |
The Fußo Republic of Equidistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 戦場ヶ原西住江利冷佐 with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.5 billion Equidistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 京文場合. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Equidistanian economy, worth 359 trillion Equiens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 143,421 Equiens, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Equidistanian satellites can detect it, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equidistan's national animal is the Toth Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam Orthodox.
Equidistan is ranked 279,361st in the world and 390th in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
Gol gol, 
Celtic Iberian Union, and 
Oriento.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Equidistan, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Equidistan's influence in Umamusume Pretty Derby rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Equidistanian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, belief that 戦場ヶ原西住江利冷佐 is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, 戦場ヶ原西住江利冷佐's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Equidistan, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.