The Republic of Equatorial Equilibrium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.72 billion Equatorial Equilibriumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Equatorial Equilibriumian economy, worth 105 trillion glimmers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 38,836 glimmers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,301 per year while the poor average 2,434, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Equatorial Equilibrium's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Equatorial Equilibrium is ranked 6,160^th in the world and 10^th in Prison for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,507.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.