The Fiefdom of Eptauspee is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.118 billion Eptauspeeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The Eptauspeean economy, worth 59.1 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,825 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Eptauspee's national animal is the Eagle.

Eptauspee is ranked 280,122^nd in the world and 5^th in The Star Nations Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 16.89 quips per hour.