The Queendom of Epsilon Pegasi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.588 billion Epsilon Pegasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Epsilon Pegasian economy, worth 548 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 47,327 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,032 per year while the poor average 2,966, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, surveillance cameras are banned, and Epsilon Pegasi has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Epsilon Pegasi's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Epsilon Pegasi is ranked 287,711^th in the world and 7^th in Stornoway for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.66 law-abiding acts per hour.