The Republic of Epsilon Delta is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.68 billion Epsilon Deltans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The powerhouse Epsilon Deltan economy, worth 367 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,474 Duckcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,554 per year while the poor average 20,171, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Misbehaving Ducks deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, polygamy is legal, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epsilon Delta's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Epsilon Delta is ranked 307,016^th in the world and 4,988^th in eta for Safest, scoring 12.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.